When you’re nice to anyone from the opposite gender for the sake of being nice and they immediately assume you’re trying to bang and you just
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Whenever you think you’re being paranoid about something just remember that David Bowie took paranoid to a new extreme when after meeting Jimmy Page in the 70s, he kicked him out of his house because he was convinced Page was trying to steal his soul and then had his pool exorcised afterwards. That my friends is paranoia at it’s best
saudade-light-show said: Write a new one!
I am also lazy and have a half functioning brain (thank you blood drive) oh and its due tomorrow…plus it was a good one…
I need to find a poem I posted on here way back when for a creative writing assignment…Where the fuck is it?
I know, who would’ve thought she could get into law school! ;)
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond
Extra points if she yells HER brothers’ names then the dogs names, then your siblings names before giving up and yelling “OH FUCK IT!” then walking one room closer and yells “YOU! CHILD! COME!”