Whenever you think you’re being paranoid about something just remember that David Bowie took paranoid to a new extreme when after meeting Jimmy Page in the 70s, he kicked him out of his house because he was convinced Page was trying to steal his soul and then had his pool exorcised afterwards. That my friends is paranoia at it’s best
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
you know when everybody says “catcher in the rye was the worst book ever, holden is so whiny, salinger sucks” and there is a tiny disembodied voice that whispers “i loved it, salinger is my favorite author”? i am that voice. i hear and see all